My appointment was today. He’s turned. His head is way down where it’s supposed to be, so when he gets the hiccups I’ve been feeling it in my, er, nether parts. It’s very funny. The body part jammed into my chest cavity is probably his butt, because he’s facing my right side with all of…
Pictures and Things
I’ve posted some pictures, with no captions, so they make take some ‘splaining. The first set are from when Patrick was home this Feb for a week. His dad helped him build our crib. The animals helped, too, as you can see, by wrestling right in the middle of the workspace. Patrick’s mom took pictures. …
For Sale
I’m thinking of running the following ad on craig’s list: For Sale One (1) 8 month old puppy. Enthusiastic pal. Somewhat stubborn. Will keep you awake all night by means of violent pokes with his nose, timed strategically so that you never fall into a deep REM sleep. Good for night watchmen! …
Drunken Bum
Check out Wonder Women today to read about my drunkest night ever. The Wonder Women has turned into something of a confessional lately, which makes it much more dangerous . . . and much more deliciously interesting. I’d like to say that this night occurred back when I was 23 and foolish, and I take…
G Love Turns Twenty Three
10:30 pm “Hi! It’s my twenty third birthday (hic)!”12:00 am “Hi! Verry nahce to meet yooouuu (burp). It’s mah twenny thurd buthday!”2:30 am “Isss maah twennny thurd tuhday burth, oh hai, ahm drunk . . .” I, too, have had my nights, and plenty of ‘em, but I think my most spectacular display of drunkenness…