-
Parenting Magazines . . .
. . . are so dumb, they make my head explode. They have even less-subtle consumerism than most of the v. un-subtle rags on the market. Fear! The world is out to GET YOUR BABY, and also,…
-
1 month gone
To Jack on (approximately) your 1 month birthday, typed with one hand as you sprawl, sleeping, in my arms: I could wax poetic on the sweet perfection of the peach fuzz on your…
-
Sci Fi Suzie
One time, when I was in high school, my boyfriend’s mother asked my little brother: “What does your sister want to be when she grows up?” “Well,” he answered, furrowing his brow, “I’m…
-
How Many Times Can I Spend My Economic Stimulus Check?
So here’s the thing. We owed in taxes exactly the amount (plus $35) that we are getting in our stimulus check, so technically we are at a wash, in the negative even. But…
-