• How Old Am I?

    I am the youngest of the Wonder Women at 29 (evil snicker.) But today, right this minute, I am trapped in my house by a dictator child and also a stitch that won’t…

  • New Motherhood by the Numbers

    2 – number of times in the past week I’ve been asked when my baby’s due 0 – number of times the "when’s your little miracle due?" question upset me, because dude, I…

  • My Best Physical Trait

    Well. This is a somewhat cruel I Wonder for a postpartum woman to ponder (that’s kind of a tongue twister, isn’t it?) All of my favorite physical traits have been stretched beyond recognition…

  • A Day in the Life of a Pirate Onesie

    By Guest Blogger – the Pirate Onesie   Arrgh, matey, and hullo.  I be the Pirate Onesie, and the hardest workin’ piece a’ sailcloth in the babe’s chest a’ drawers.  Just when me…