I posted this on the Safety Board (I am in charge of its upkeep) in the break room today: Knock Knock WHOS THERE Tired-New-Mom TIRED NEW MOM WHO Tired-New-Mom-who-doesn’t-have-spare-time-to-file-any-more-Worker-Comp-claims-so-be-safe-and-I’ll-bake-you-some-cookies. Mmmmm cookies. . . . . . Think it will work?
Category: Categorizing Things is Overrated
Some Sad People in the World
I never used to check my stats, but now I’ve started to get a kick out of how some people land here. Just today, the following google searchers found me: Legally removing a de@dbeat husband from the home I am really sad for this person. Good luck honey! It’s worth dropping the extra baggage! …
LOLcats in the "This is Not a Recession"
LOL CAT: Money woez – I haz dem. UNITED STATES ECONOMY: You no can haz cheep gas! You no can haz cheep food! You no can haz nyce things! You also no can haz raize! LOL CAT: I can haz cheezburger? UNITED STATES ECONOMY: (nonplussed) Cheezburger? (mumbles, listens to earpiece) MummmmmblemumbCheezburger mumble…
Hey Boo Boo! I Think I See A Pickunick Basket!
Yesterday at the gym the scale said 155. I was so excited about this, I ran sprints on the treadmill. SPRINTS!! It’s been almost a year since I ran a sprint! And boy could I tell. Wheeze pant wheeze pant wheeze pant. My legs hurt today, but it’s a good hurt. I’m getting there. I’m getting there. …
Faithful Old Faithful
I’m looking a mess today, folks. I’ve had a rough time getting up the past couple of days. Jack just looks sooooooo sweet and perfect and, you know, ASLEEP at 6am when my alarm goes off. If left alone he usually sleeps til 8 or so, and yesterday and today I have SO desperately wanted…