My new name is Barrel McRaven.   Try it.   Mean spirited?  Yes.  And So.  So.  Funny.   Leave your new name in the comments!    **Jack is Shove Maggot.  Ew.  Patrick is…

On Wednesday, April 23rd, I went to an appointment, and my dilation was measured – a loose 1 cm. I was pretty excited by that news – things were coming to a head!…

Last weekend, from September 11-14, you left your mama for the first extended trip. This was an important mission for you, wee man, because a lovely woman to whom you owe your existence…

All I have time to say this busy Monday morning is – I am 149 pounds.  Woot.

I called my sister early this morning to make some weekend arrangements.  As I mentioned, I awoke pretty durned early this morning, and this phone call was pre-coffee.  I was babbling, trailing off,…