My knee went from feeling pretty peachy on Tuesday to feeling markedly worse the last few days.  I was convinced that my patella had separated and was floating around in the general area…

I have to terminate somebody today.  Although, to be more up with the HR lingo, I actually have to "dehire" her.  Oh yes.  That new term is the result of a gazillion dollars…

She washed his diapers.  And his outfit that he dribbled on.  And his bottles, and the bowl and spoon for his lunch.  I’m surprised he didn’t smell of Dawn dish soap himself when…

And then a balloon in my belly popped, and water gushed out of me onto the bed (protected by plastic, thank heavens!), and I exploded out of the bed and ran right into…

A conversation this morning, as I was orienting our new babysitter to our preshuss babeee’s every need and want:   "So we keep his cloth diapers set to the second snap in from…