It’s not a "very faint black eye," as previously stated.  Today this thing is purple and yellow and green and seriously gross.  Gah.  It didn’t even hurt that much.

I normally have a real love-hate relationship with December.  The last month of the year is usually kind of nutty, but in a good way, but also a bad way, and every year I (like…

Jack, Jack, Jack! It is the holiday season, and I am so delighted to buy presents for you, you cannot believe. It’s mad, how much fun it is selecting nice things for you.…

I am too wiggy from the pill to react much to this. I think I must have been wheeled into a delivery room, and I sort of have a wavery memory of Kathy…

My knee went from feeling pretty peachy on Tuesday to feeling markedly worse the last few days.  I was convinced that my patella had separated and was floating around in the general area…