Last night I dreamed that I had the baby, and they wouldn’t let me take her home because I didn’t have a car seat. I couldn’t find a store that would sell me a car seat. I was running frantically through an endless mall that was closing, and I couldn’t find a single store that…
Category: Categorizing Things is Overrated
One Sentence Story – The Light Goes Out
A lamp in another room goes out, and though it did not illuminate this room at all, today this room is darker – and a selfish part of her wishes she hadn’t been told about the lamp at all.
Wowza
Two things on the ‘net today that made me go “wow.” Thing #1 – Brad likes relish on his dog, just like me. Why can’t they warn me when celeb gossip is going to be so inane, so I won’t click on it and encourage it? Oh, right, all celeb gossip is inane. There goes…
The Breakup
I made a terrible discovery yesterday. I’ve suffered from something recently, and finally sat down, shut my office door, and devoted two full minutes to devising possible causes for my suffering. I wrinkled my brow for a second as I thought. A sudden intake of air – I had come up with a hypothesis. My eyes widened…
Sentient Animals, Anyone?
A headline pops up on my email sidebar this morning: Crow Adopts Baby Boy, Names Him Wyatt My hand to God . . . it took a full minute for me to realize they were referring to Sheryl Crow.