Dear Gillian: We, the undersigned, having congregated, met, gathered, mingled, converged, conversed, discussed, deliberated, declaimed, and made determinations, decisions, and deductions this Monday, the fifth of November, do hereby respectfully submit this notice for your immediate and undivided attention. At 2:33 p.m. on this day, the aforementioned Monday, the fifth of November, you…
Category: Categorizing Things is Overrated
Abandoned Less Than Halfway Through
It happened today. I’ve read in many pregnancy books about it, and I guess I knew it was coming. Scene: 8 a.m. (7a.m. due to the end of DST) In bed. It’s cold outside the covers. <Quiet, heard from the other room> Woof P: "You take him." G: "I took him yesterday morning so you…
This is kinda hard
I normally avoid the ‘puter on weekends, since I am glued to it all week. But the contest demands my daily attention, so here I am on a chilly fall Saturday trying to think of something to say besides OH MY GOD THE DOG FINALLY GOT TALL ENOUGH TO JUMP ONTO THE COUCH HOW ARE…
P.S. Failure
I already failed NaBloPoMo (where you post every day of November, for NAtionalBLOgPOstingMOnth). I forgot yesterday was the first day of November and wrote nothing. Booo. Well, I did post a Wonder Woman blog post yesterday. Let’s say that one counts, k?
Today is Freaking November Second
Last night I dreamed that I had the baby, and they wouldn’t let me take her home because I didn’t have a car seat. I couldn’t find a store that would sell me a car seat. I was running frantically through an endless mall that was closing, and I couldn’t find a single store that…