Categorizing Things is Overrated

  • The Twelve Days of Christmas, Preggers

    I know the last thing we need is another one of these parodies.  But it came to me this morning in the shower, as I discovered my first stretch mark.  Forgive me.  You…

  • Santa's Little Helper(s)

    If you receive a Christmas present from us, chances are that the dog has licked the paper and the cat has chewed on the ribbon.  So I wouldn’t, you know, put it in…

  • Mrs. Baggins and the Pregnancy Hunger Monster

    “A normal hobbit day might include breakfast, second breakfast, elevensies, lunch, tea, dinner and supper.” – wisegeek.com, lifted from J.R.R. Tolkien’s fantasy books   Just call me Bilbo.  I was trapped in a…

  • That Could Be Messy

    For various boring reasons, I got a ride to work today from my boss.  His Honda Ridgeline has seat warmers in it.  I don’t know, something about the sensation of spreading warmth on…

  • Wingardium Lysteriosa

    Last Friday lunchtime, I attended a banquet/ribbon-cutting type deal for the opening of a new manufacturing facility that makes tanks.  There was a tank parked in the room, next to the stage.  Cool. …