Categorizing Things is Overrated
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The Twelve Days of Christmas, Preggers
I know the last thing we need is another one of these parodies. But it came to me this morning in the shower, as I discovered my first stretch mark. Forgive me. You…
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Santa's Little Helper(s)
If you receive a Christmas present from us, chances are that the dog has licked the paper and the cat has chewed on the ribbon. So I wouldn’t, you know, put it in…
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Mrs. Baggins and the Pregnancy Hunger Monster
“A normal hobbit day might include breakfast, second breakfast, elevensies, lunch, tea, dinner and supper.” – wisegeek.com, lifted from J.R.R. Tolkien’s fantasy books Just call me Bilbo. I was trapped in a…
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That Could Be Messy
For various boring reasons, I got a ride to work today from my boss. His Honda Ridgeline has seat warmers in it. I don’t know, something about the sensation of spreading warmth on…
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Wingardium Lysteriosa
Last Friday lunchtime, I attended a banquet/ribbon-cutting type deal for the opening of a new manufacturing facility that makes tanks. There was a tank parked in the room, next to the stage. Cool. …