The Monte Carlo in Vegas has caught fire.  From the pictures, it looks as though the very room I stayed in when I was there a couple of years ago is THIS VERY…

See my self-penned obituary on Wonder Women.  I would soooo love it if I could say all this about myself in 70 years.  But we’ll just have to see what the future holds.…

Coincidentally – or was it by design? – he chose to leave the country just as it came time to build the baby item registry, leaving her to tear her hair and curse his name…

Tales of Virge the Scourge      While Patrick’s away, I’m doing some intense training with The Scourge.  So far, the only things he does reliably is Sit (your basic dog trick, but not the…

4:34 pm.  Rushing to the UPS box that has a final pickup of 4:30.  Hoping the dude is late.   See the dude in his truck on the street.  He’s parked with his…