Category: Categorizing Things is Overrated

I know the last thing we need is another one of these parodies.  But it came to me this morning in the shower, as I discovered my first stretch mark.  Forgive me.  You are not obligated to laugh, but I think it’s hiLARious.   On the first day of Christmas my baby gave to me…

If you receive a Christmas present from us, chances are that the dog has licked the paper and the cat has chewed on the ribbon.  So I wouldn’t, you know, put it in your mouth or serve dinner off of it if I were you.   PS – It’s also probably covered in sap from our…

“A normal hobbit day might include breakfast, second breakfast, elevensies, lunch, tea, dinner and supper.” – wisegeek.com, lifted from J.R.R. Tolkien’s fantasy books   Just call me Bilbo.  I was trapped in a staff meeting this morning for 2.5 hours with no snacks.  It was life threatening, for me and my coworkers.  My Plant Manager…

For various boring reasons, I got a ride to work today from my boss.  His Honda Ridgeline has seat warmers in it.  I don’t know, something about the sensation of spreading warmth on only my delicate parts – I found I had to concentrate pretty hard to keep from peeing all over the seat.

Last Friday lunchtime, I attended a banquet/ribbon-cutting type deal for the opening of a new manufacturing facility that makes tanks.  There was a tank parked in the room, next to the stage.  Cool.  The two Republican Senators for North Carolina were there, warbling about THE WAR ON TERRAH, and how the new company had a…