Sunday's Dream
Wicked M, one of my fellow Wonder Women, decided that getting married and planning her wedding was so fun, she wanted to do it again. So she did. In my dream I went to her second wedding (it was to the same Superman). It was in a lovely little church, but very casual – bride and groom were both in jeans. They said their vows, and then a crazy woman wearing a toga with a red sash stood up in the aisle with a large kitchen knife in her hand. She said, in a very OTT Shakespeare voice, "I nowwww pronouuunce you . . . MAN and WIFE." Then she turned her knife away from the bride and groom, to the door, and followed it solemnly out, doing the bridal step-touch, step-touch, and pulling the knife up to her chest, clutching it like a bouquet of flowers. And we all were like – man, that was a cool idea! I TOTALLY want that chick for my wedding. Who does her bookings?
4 Comments
Aimee
weird…
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Ann
I have to tell you, I am totally enjoying your dreams!! Geez, I thought mine were weird! But, you win! One day, when it\’s not nearly midnight, I\’ll have to tell you about my \’baby with a beard\’ dream…lol… you\’re right, pregnancy does make for freaky dreams.
NJaney
That\’s a kickass idea – imagine how fun and crazy she\’d be at the reception? When you replace the knife with, shit, I don\’t know, a tall-ass rum and coke?
Dang chick- thems dreams you be havin\’ is mighty crazay!
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Jennifer
are you eating anything before you go to bed or are these dreams just coming unbidden? because if you are eating something, as the saying goes "i\’ll have what she\’s having"