The Reluctant Grownup – Page 300 – Growing old gracelessly.

FAIL

Already missed a day! Ack! I will give you two today, to make up for it. For this morning, a stream of consciousness list: My sister bought her wedding dress,…

October 6, 2015

Wonder Women Posts

Hi

Quick hello! Check out my Wonder Woman blog post for today, about what I’d do with a million dollars (subtitled, why winning the Lottery could destroy my marriage). Happy…

July 12, 2007

Categorizing Things is Overrated

Singly

Tonight I dressed up some Top Ramen with mixed vegetables and the indulgence of some frozen shrimp. I had a big salad to go with it, chunks of cheese and raw mushroom. I ate at 9…

June 2, 2009

Cinco de Derby Day

RG / May 6, 2007

Being descended (recently) from Louisvilleans, my husband has an abiding love of bourbon and an inborn obligation to host a party on the first Saturday of every May. We celebrated the run for the…

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Protected: The Email I Sent

RG / May 4, 2007

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Better

RG / May 3, 2007

I deleted yesterday’s grumpy entry. Yesterday’s issue is an ongoing problem, though. People are still mad, and will make a point of not enjoying the fun day I’ve arranged. It’s illegal to make every…

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An anecdote for Wednesday

RG / May 2, 2007

Brrring brring. Brring brrring. “Hello, thank you for calling ABC Company, this is RG.” “Hi darlin.” “Oh, hey baby, how are you?” “Oh, I’m good. Hey listen, are you, uh, missing something today?”…

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I Wonder What My ________ Is Doing Right This Minute?

RG / April 30, 2007

Cat – After an intense night of Yard Activity Surveillance (from her perch on the open windowsills) and Keeping Mom and Dad Up (a job she takes very seriously), the Schmitt is most…

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