The Reluctant Grownup – Page 254 – Growing old gracelessly.

Bitchin in the Kitchen, Dear Friends, Everyday Adventures, New Orleans

Productive Weekend, Ahoy!

So last week, some friends of ours were all going to see Stevie Nicks (opener: The Pretenders). We were invited, but long story short I married a miser who hates Stevie…

March 19, 2017

Categorizing Things is Overrated

Labor Story Continued

Continued from here: We got to the hospital and I had my first really bad contraction. We were standing outside the entrance to the Children’s Hospital, and I had to…

December 2, 2008

Categorizing Things is Overrated

My Knee Hurts, Blah Blah blah

My knee went from feeling pretty peachy on Tuesday to feeling markedly worse the last few days. I was convinced that my patella had separated and was floating around in…

December 12, 2008

Gross One Sentence Story – The Wafer Thin Mint Fable Comes True

RG / April 3, 2008

She had eaten too much for lunch, and upon returning to work her greatest fear was realized – her stomach burst in a fantastic explosion of guts, pizza, and the requisite daily 64…

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Detritus

RG / April 3, 2008

Last night I slept deeply enough to dream, but woke enough times to remember them. In my first dream, I was married to the bad news guy who I described in that…

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FYI

RG / April 2, 2008

In paging through my most recently posted pictures, it occurred to me that perhaps I should explain: the wine I am drinking copious amounts of at my brother-in-law’s 30th birthday is non-alcoholic wine that…

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April Fools

RG / April 2, 2008

Yesterday as I was dressing for my morning doctor’s appointment, Patrick screeched my name from the front room. "JESUS, Gill, you gotta see this! Holy COW!" "What, what??" I say, totally excited to…

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Sleep is for Wimps

RG / April 1, 2008

Indulge me. I promise, only once weekly pregnancy complaint blogs from here on out. Since today was a doctors appointment and I got some mucho-uncomfortable poking and prodding in my delicate parts, and…

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