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Just Take Em Out Back and Shoot Em
When one lives in the pseudo ghetto (or rather, on the edge of the pseudo ghetto), one must put up with many things. Like waiting for the dozen cars departing en masse from…
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Smokin' Hot!
Lots of things are Smokin’ Hot today! My oven. I baked a quiche and two dozen cookies this morning, to take to some sick work folks. Lest you think I am too angelic,…
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Bye Bye Baby Belly
Went to the gym for the first time post-baby today, and aside from being stuck riding the stationary bike next to a small-minded, idiotic, loudmouth bigot, it was a good experience. (Seriously folks…
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Jack – or Jacqueline?
When confronted with a delicious and beautiful infant of indeterminate sex (see picture above), a passerby who wishes to compliment the baby has several choices confronting him/her. He/she may: (a) avoid pronouns; i.e. What a…
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