I posted this on the Safety Board (I am in charge of its upkeep) in the break room today: Knock Knock WHOS THERE Tired-New-Mom TIRED NEW MOM WHO Tired-New-Mom-who-doesn’t-have-spare-time-to-file-any-more-Worker-Comp-claims-so-be-safe-and-I’ll-bake-you-some-cookies. Mmmmm cookies. . . . . . Think it will work?
Some Sad People in the World
I never used to check my stats, but now I’ve started to get a kick out of how some people land here. Just today, the following google searchers found me: Legally removing a de@dbeat husband from the home I am really sad for this person. Good luck honey! It’s worth dropping the extra baggage! …
LOLcats in the "This is Not a Recession"
LOL CAT: Money woez – I haz dem. UNITED STATES ECONOMY: You no can haz cheep gas! You no can haz cheep food! You no can haz nyce things! You also no can haz raize! LOL CAT: I can haz cheezburger? UNITED STATES ECONOMY: (nonplussed) Cheezburger? (mumbles, listens to earpiece) MummmmmblemumbCheezburger mumble…
One Sentence Story – Lullaby Baby
He’ll never remember the 5th of July, 2008, when he was in the car, unhappy, and I and two of my sisters and one of their boyfriends sang lullabies to quiet him – Candle on the Water, Baby Mine, Stay Awake, Feed the Birds – and I marveled at the simple beauty of their voices…
Hey Boo Boo! I Think I See A Pickunick Basket!
Yesterday at the gym the scale said 155. I was so excited about this, I ran sprints on the treadmill. SPRINTS!! It’s been almost a year since I ran a sprint! And boy could I tell. Wheeze pant wheeze pant wheeze pant. My legs hurt today, but it’s a good hurt. I’m getting there. I’m getting there. …