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More Fun than a Monkey Full of Barrels
My new name is Barrel McRaven. Try it. Mean spirited? Yes. And So. So. Funny. Leave your new name in the comments! **Jack is Shove Maggot. Ew. Patrick is…
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Birth Story – The Gory Details Part One
On Wednesday, April 23rd, I went to an appointment, and my dilation was measured – a loose 1 cm. I was pretty excited by that news – things were coming to a head!…
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Teeth, By God, He Has Teeth
Last weekend, from September 11-14, you left your mama for the first extended trip. This was an important mission for you, wee man, because a lovely woman to whom you owe your existence…
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I wonder if I could have dinner with one person, who would it be?
She is 50 years old, the oldest she will ever be. She is a large woman with light brown hair, almost auburn, and with round rosy cheeks and dimples in her elbows. I…