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The Awesomeness of Certain Babysitters
A conversation this morning, as I was orienting our new babysitter to our preshuss babeee’s every need and want: "So we keep his cloth diapers set to the second snap in from…
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L-SATisfied
I took it. Not so hard. What is hard is walking right now, since I channeled my inner Grace Kelly (NOT) and did a dive into the asphalt of a particularly gritty…
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On Various Items Occupying Brain Space this Thursday
Monday, I drop my baby off at a stranger’s house at 7:30 am and don’t pick him back up again until 5:30 pm and holy hell, how on earth do women do this…
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Let's Hope Friday Night I Sleep
Have I mentioned I’m taking the LSAT on Saturday? And that I haven’t studied? *This is not out of blind faith in my ability to ace standardized tests, though I do…
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Erasmus B. Draggen
Last night: Drive long way home, past new babysitter. Get home half hour later. Wrinkle nose at now-even-bloody-longer commute time. Walk in. Take bowl of hot soup from husband and eat. Take…