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Zombie Mush Empty Wilting Blaaaaaaah
I walked approximately fifty miles last night, all in the comfort of my own home, hefting 30 pounds of toddler. Incidentally, I love describing him this way – 30 pounds of toddler –…
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I'm MEEEEEELLLLTTTIIIIIIING
It is hot in this house. Patrick has gone to church without us. I am hacking and nose-blowing my way through the morning, relying on Ms. Tele Vision to be babysitter. Jack watches…
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Tuesday with Cake
I am thirty one years old today. I share this birthday with little Max, a friend-of-a-friend’s baby who was born this morning at 5:30 am, and whose delivery stats I followed closely on…