• Home

    Laundry, in piles of darks, lights.  The AC competes with the constant warm hum of the dryer. The cat, alone these past three weeks, does figure eights around our legs, meowing indignantly.  Liam…

  • Sand Smoke Salt

    On Saturday, I had a stack of work assignments to catch up on.  So naturally, I went to the beach. Alabama: the state with the best beaches you’ve never visited.  The sand is…

  • Counting Down the Days

    I’ve been away from the boys for seven weeks, excluding a couple of weekend visits.  One week remains of my summer job here in Mo-town, and then we’ll be reunited. At which point,…

  • Summer Associate Fashion

    I am now a veteran of seven long weeks of being a summer associate.  I feel that Corporette was absolutely no effing help in my quest for appropriate wear for my summer job…

  • Two

    Had two beers and two cupcakes for dinner. I am so bachin’ it. ************************************ In other, related news, I am once again putting together a New Life Plan that involves being thinner and…