10:30 pm “Hi! It’s my twenty third birthday (hic)!”12:00 am “Hi! Verry nahce to meet yooouuu (burp). It’s mah twenny thurd buthday!”2:30 am “Isss maah twennny thurd tuhday burth, oh hai, ahm drunk…

You’ll be the strict one, I say to him. What makes you think that? he asks mildly. I don’t know, I say, I just think you will. We’ll see, he says. ********* We’re…

What does a fifteen year old know? Really? At fifteen, I knew that when I wore my crayon red cowboy-style button down shirt tucked into a pair of high waist jeans, no belt,…

Envy. It’s one of the seven deadly sins. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s fillintheblank, but who doesn’t? Who doesn’t look at that green green grass over there, and forget to notice her…

I have three stories for you. None of them can match Wicked’s amazing adventures, and I’m a little jealous. You haven’t really lived until you’ve had a crazy man fall in love with…