Arrghh, matey, it be talk/blog like a pirate day, arrrrgghhh.   Many of ye may question me affinity to men of the high seas, and ye would be right teh question.  Here on…

My new name is Barrel McRaven.   Try it.   Mean spirited?  Yes.  And So.  So.  Funny.   Leave your new name in the comments!    **Jack is Shove Maggot.  Ew.  Patrick is…

On Wednesday, April 23rd, I went to an appointment, and my dilation was measured – a loose 1 cm. I was pretty excited by that news – things were coming to a head!…

Last weekend, from September 11-14, you left your mama for the first extended trip. This was an important mission for you, wee man, because a lovely woman to whom you owe your existence…

All I have time to say this busy Monday morning is – I am 149 pounds.  Woot.