Category: Categorizing Things is Overrated

Last Thursday you finally walked for me! Miss Kim held you when I walked in the door, and then released you to walk five steps to me, and you laughed and looked brave and a bit scared and a bit – whoa – and I grabbed you up and squealed like a crazy lady! Your…

So this one day I’m watching Hercules – that t.v. show with Kevin Sorbo or Sorba or maybe that’s not his name at all.  *We watched a lot of silly things in college.*  I’m watching this show, which I believe was filmed in New Zealand, and I’m studying at the same time, and then suddenly my…

I posted a video below of Jack doing the Finger Dance.   Yup.  That’s about all I got right now.

You mimic us now, and it is so funny. Sometimes you gape your mouth like a fish and then watch me and see if I’ll copy you. We go back and forth like this, making funny faces at each other, and your eyes open wide and you smile and I am crushed all over again…

Dear Girls,   I stopped feeding the baby a week ago.  Apparently you missed the first memo.  You performed admirably, but I regret to inform you (again) that your food service is no longer needed.  Please revert back to your previous job as sex objects until such time as I choose to be knocked up again.  Right now. …