A couple people asked – on NYE, I drank a lot of wine and wrote something about being angry.  I did not remember typing it.  I don’t know what I was angry about.…

sheep = beep a duck = a quack quack banana = nana zebra = cow, and when corrected, beeba Cracker = CrAH-cuh, formerly cock Toast = toes baba = bottle When you see…

The cow takes the castle, the cow takes the castle, hi ho the derry o the cow takes the castle – this is a song you sang the other day while we were…

You’re going crazy with the talking. Chip-Ip was reading you a Cars book, and you kept saying Nigh nigh a-queen! Lightning McQueen! Over and over. This morning, Jack yelled at Virgil for barking…