I now officially weigh more than I ever have in my life. I’m very proud and relieved that this did not occur until the second trimester. To give a frame of reference and really expose myself (I’m an actor! Expose me, expose me! Spotlight, please!) I am 5’6.5" and yes the half inch makes a difference. …
Category: Categorizing Things is Overrated
A Notice of Mutiny
Dear Gillian: We, the undersigned, having congregated, met, gathered, mingled, converged, conversed, discussed, deliberated, declaimed, and made determinations, decisions, and deductions this Monday, the fifth of November, do hereby respectfully submit this notice for your immediate and undivided attention. At 2:33 p.m. on this day, the aforementioned Monday, the fifth of November, you…
Abandoned Less Than Halfway Through
It happened today. I’ve read in many pregnancy books about it, and I guess I knew it was coming. Scene: 8 a.m. (7a.m. due to the end of DST) In bed. It’s cold outside the covers. <Quiet, heard from the other room> Woof P: "You take him." G: "I took him yesterday morning so you…
This is kinda hard
I normally avoid the ‘puter on weekends, since I am glued to it all week. But the contest demands my daily attention, so here I am on a chilly fall Saturday trying to think of something to say besides OH MY GOD THE DOG FINALLY GOT TALL ENOUGH TO JUMP ONTO THE COUCH HOW ARE…
P.S. Failure
I already failed NaBloPoMo (where you post every day of November, for NAtionalBLOgPOstingMOnth). I forgot yesterday was the first day of November and wrote nothing. Booo. Well, I did post a Wonder Woman blog post yesterday. Let’s say that one counts, k?