I was being chased, along with my partner. We were in an enormous library with dozens of floors, each floor a different layout with hallways, reading rooms, study carrels. It should have been relatively easy to lose our pursuers given the complexity of the building, but they kept on our tails. My partner and I…
Category: Categorizing Things is Overrated
Bad Dates
By the way, if you haven’t checked out Wonder Women this week, do. Such a hilarious parade of bad date experiences is not something to be missed.
A Pat on the Monkeyless Back
We’re having a bonfire tonight. In it is going the huge old monkey that’s been on my back since the end of 2004. 2004 was the year that I finished up being a grad student, acted professionally in a couple of shows, and worked a few months as a baker’s assistant making minimum wage. …
Wednesday Bullet Points
· I really loathe Alicia Keys’s voice. I know she’s supposed to be one of the good ones. But I just can’t listen to her. She wails. Like a basset hound. It sets my teeth on edge. · I got my first ever nosebleed of my whole life today. It’s a pregnant thing. It was…
Getting Out of the House
I started a blog about the places where it is appropriate to take a child. I wanted opinions from my MASSES of readers. Then I realized – I know what I think! And I don’t care what ya’ll think! So I erased it. J Seriously, though, Patrick and I are fairly liberal. You can…