I posted this on the Safety Board (I am in charge of its upkeep) in the break room today:   Knock Knock   WHOS THERE   Tired-New-Mom   TIRED NEW MOM WHO  …

I never used to check my stats, but now I’ve started to get a kick out of how some people land here.  Just today, the following google searchers found me:   Legally removing…

LOL CAT: Money woez – I haz dem.   UNITED STATES ECONOMY: You no can haz cheep gas!  You no can haz cheep food!  You no can haz nyce things!  You also no…

Yesterday at the gym the scale said 155.  I was so excited about this, I ran sprints on the treadmill.  SPRINTS!!  It’s been almost a year since I ran a sprint!  And boy could I tell. …

I’m looking a mess today, folks.  I’ve had a rough time getting up the past couple of days.  Jack just looks sooooooo sweet and perfect and, you know, ASLEEP at 6am when my…