Let’s bring the party back up now. Thanks everyone for reading my sad story. It’s a wonderful thing to know that not everybody will react like that doctor did. I am a lucky woman in that my story ended well – or continues well, I suppose, as I’m not dead and gone yet! I have included some…
Category: The Feline
Hello Humans
by guest blogger, Schmitty Cat. Translation by the short human. Meow mrow mow meow meeeeeow. I love my humans. Meow mrrrrow mew meow mowww. Especially the tall one. He is at the place where I abide for many hours of the day. . . . translation only from this point out. . . He speaks…
An anecdote for Wednesday
Brrring brring. Brring brrring. “Hello, thank you for calling ABC Company, this is RG.” “Hi darlin.” “Oh, hey baby, how are you?” “Oh, I’m good. Hey listen, are you, uh, missing something today?” “Crap, what did I leave? I have my wallet, my ID, my credit cards . . . I think everything’s here.” “But…
A Few Random Bullet Points
Haven’t felt much like writing since the VT thing. Something like that, no matter how distant from your daily life, really takes the wind out of your sails. And how about publicizing that package the kid made? Way to go, NBC. Way to give a lot of other angry kids looking for attention a great…
Reluctant Grownup, Un Reluctantly Checking Out
Oh, the dreaded bikini shopping expedition. After hours of muttering encouragement to myself under the fluorescent lights – “You are wonderful person with wonderful qualities. You are kind to children and small animals. They don’t judge you by your thighs. It’s going to be ok” – I have a cute new suit for the honeymoon. …