Jack
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Happy Birthday
My brother, who turns 23 today, sent me a text this morning asking “Hey. Are you in labor?” It was almost two years to the minute from the day I called him,…
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Oral Argument
“Good afternoon your Honors, may it please the court, my name is Reluctant Grownup and I will be representing the appellant today. Please excuse the applesauce on my right boob; after perfecting my…
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It’s Getting to That Point Where These Will All Be Baby Posts From Here On Out
No, he says, and cries, and pulls away. Come ON, I say, cajoling. It’s fun, sweetheart. Go on, you’ll be fine, just try it. You’ll love it. I am a wheedling pusher in…