Navel Gazing (and I Don't Mean Oranges)

  • Two

    Had two beers and two cupcakes for dinner. I am so bachin’ it. ************************************ In other, related news, I am once again putting together a New Life Plan that involves being thinner and…

  • Trajectory

    Do you ever feel like you’ve been gently, insistently redirected?  Herded.  Shepherded.  There is a distinction, but in either case, direction from an outside source is implicit.  A sheep-i-ness is implied.  I have…

  • Burdens – Part 1 of a 3 Part Series

    *Preliminary note – this ends well.* So if there is one lesson I want you to take from today’s post, it is this.  If you go to the doctor, and the check-in nurse…

  • Thoughts After Two Weeks of Looking Respectable

    I have worn makeup and accessories – bracelet and necklace and watch, oh my! – for going on three weeks now, excluding just ONE day in honor of my near death-by-gastrointestinal-distress experience.  At…

  • Fini

    A finite number of pictures will be taken of each of my children, this I know.  One day, their lives will end, and there will be no more.  It’s an odd way to…