I used to be an actress, and then I worked in management, then I was a law student in New Orleans, and now I’m a lawyer. I used to be single, and now I’m married to The Professor. I used to be childless, and now I have three sons – Jack, born in April of 2008; Liam (formerly known as Angus the Fetus (not his real name)), born in June of 2010; and Craig (formerly known as Tex), who joined our family in January of 2014. Thus I fully contradict my blog’s title. Eh. It fit my life circumstances when I named it in October 2005.