Dear Girls,
I stopped feeding the baby a week ago. Apparently you missed the first memo. You performed admirably, but I regret to inform you (again) that your food service is no longer needed. Please revert back to your previous job as sex objects until such time as I choose to be knocked up again. Right now. Immediately. Like, yesterday. No further notice. This is it. Buh-bye, milk.
Sincerely,
Me