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RESOLVED

WHEREAS, Reluctant Grownup (hereinafter, “RG”) has recently turned 40 years old; and

WHEREAS, the resulting infirmity in the body as RG enters her fifth decade is causing some deterioration in quality of life and productivity; and

WHEREAS, RG is responsible for the welfare of numerous additional individuals (hereinafter, “Dependents”); and

WHEREAS, RG is an employee of a Big Law Firm and responsible for numerous cases; therefore

IT IS RESOLVED that RG shall perform the following duties, reasonably and from time to time, in order that her health shall be preserved and her responsibilities be met; to whit:

  1. RG shall join a gym quite close to her work, no matter the cost, so she can workout at lunch which is the only way she ever makes gym visits possible.
  2. RG shall begin to drink soothing loose teas on weeknights, as a replacement for excess bourbon, which is delicious, but caloric.
  3. RG shall use screen time monitoring services on her phone to limit screen time to four hours per day by the fourth quarter.
  4. RG shall meditate at least three times per week.
  5. RG shall purchase a CD or other long term savings vehicle for a small amount of savings, so she can feel like a grown up.
  6. RG shall find an endocrinologist, because her last one was terrible and she does not need to go back to that jagweed, but it would be good to have one.
  7. RG shall get her cyber security in order, including changing all passwords to really hard ones, adding 2 step security controls, and figuring out parental controls better.
  8. RG shall print this blog, which she’s wanted to do for years through a blog-printing service but gets intimidated by the prospect.

Agreed to on this 19th day of January, 2019.

By: Reluctant Grownup

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