Memo to File

Dear Girls,

 

I stopped feeding the baby a week ago.  Apparently you missed the first memo.  You performed admirably, but I regret to inform you (again) that your food service is no longer needed.  Please revert back to your previous job as sex objects until such time as I choose to be knocked up again.  Right now.  Immediately.  Like, yesterday.  No further notice.  This is it.  Buh-bye, milk.

 

Sincerely,

 

Me