I am sick. My eyes water. I am fevered. I have to go to work anyway because, just because, but I shut my door and soldier on. While I’m in there, a combo of being sicky and unmotivated leads me to google search things, like go fug yourself’s latest posts, or pictures of Barack O’Boyfriend, or cold remedies safe for nursing mothers. Hmmm. Speaking of nursing mothers . . . let’s look up weaning your stubborn 1 year old, shall we? We’re down to 3-4 nursings a day, and I’m ready to drop to zero.
Never look up anything about breastfeeding online. It is one of the most polarizing subjects out there. What I mostly got was mothers criticizing those of us who can’t carry on after one year.
Whatever. I’ll just leave town for a week. That’ll fix him.