You gotta have a high school diploma to work here?
So, ya’ll do a criminal background check?
What if I ain’t got any experience?
Ya’ll interviewed me two years ago and I never got hired. I am extremely upset. When ya’ll gonna hire me?
I got fired from my last job, and I been lookin for a year. When can I start?
How about. . ."I wouldn\’t give my supervisor as a reference, she and I don\’t get along." Or "Damn, you\’re cute." Or "I didn\’t have money for gas to get there, can we just interview over the phone."?
I probably know every single one of those people.