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Words Not to Say When Turning In Your Employment Application

March 5, 2009 /
You gotta have a high school diploma to work here?
 
So, ya’ll do a criminal background check?
 
What if I ain’t got any experience?
 
Ya’ll interviewed me two years ago and I never got hired.  I am extremely upset.  When ya’ll gonna hire me?
 
I got fired from my last job, and I been lookin for a year.  When can I start?
 
 

2 Comments

  • Amanda

    March 5, 2009 at 12:27 pm

    How about. . ."I wouldn\’t give my supervisor as a reference, she and I don\’t get along." Or "Damn, you\’re cute." Or "I didn\’t have money for gas to get there, can we just interview over the phone."?