. . . I just caught a look at myself in the bathroom mirror at work, and my biceps are ridiculous. Seriously. Anybody want to challenge me to an arm wrestle? Who knew that having a big baby could lead to such hotness?
If you’re one of my friends and you’re having some trouble, need somebody’s knees broken, I am now officially a Thug and can take care of it for you. I am Mother, hear me rawr.