Have we done this before? And if we have, who cares? I could talk about food all week, and I know I ain’t alone!
So. I have the love for the holiday food. I instantly discard all of those ridiculous articles that give you tips on how not to gain weight over the holidays. Bah! I say to those. Weight, schmeight, we’re talking rummed up egg nog here! Roast turkey! Mulled wine! Pies, pies, pies! Who cares about a pesky couple of pounds that will just drop off in the summer when it’s too hot to eat anyway? NOT THIS GIRL!
The chocolates can be a bit much. Candy canes, I’m not a huge fan, although if you are what you eat I might be married to a candy cane. They are a major part of my tree decoration and the tree gets pretty bare by mid-month, while Darlin’ always has suspiciously pepperminty breath and red red lips.
So, the candy ain’t so much my thing, but step back from the baked goods table, lest you be bowled over. Pecan tassies are a sort of mini pecan pie cookie thing that my mom makes only this time of year, and I could pop those all day. I love any kind of pie, the fluffier the better, with tons of whipped cream. I’m also a fan of the savories this time of year – roasted anything sounds good to me (turkey, ham, beef, nuts, pumpkin seeds.) I love a chicken pot pie, or a hearty stew served with hunks of bread, cheese drizzled on top. And I could eat my weight in cheese and crackers. My sister’s boyfriend makes a TO DIE FOR cheeseball, I smack my lips just thinking about it.
Last but not least, let’s talk holiday drinks. I love cranberry martinis, which (being red and all) always seem to premiere at one party or another. Egg nog with some sort of warming spirit in it – mulled wine – hot toddies – and gallons of wine. Besides all of these “adult” drinks, we also have the family friendly hot chocolate, the hot cider with a cinnamon stick in it, mint tea . . .
Poundage, here I come. Mmmmmmmmmm. I love the holidays.