I left my moo-cow machine at home. First time, in six months – I guess it was bound to happen eventually. As Patrick rearranges his schedule to drive up here and bring it to me, I am waiting with bated breath and near-exploding boobs. Ouch. If you bump into my chest right now I’m afraid I’ll be forced to pop you in the jaw. Be wary of the woman with the wets circles on her work shirt, bwaa haa haaaaaa.
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here\’s my TMI story…once upon a time, during a pumping session, the fire alarm went off. as the building evacuated, i honestly considered staying in my office because i had just started and well, you know, once you get going, you can\’t just shut those suckers off. so, i put myself back together and walked out with my colleagues, all the while claiming that if they would just show me where the fire was, i probably had enough milk left in me to put it out myself.