Wonder Woman Whine

See Wonder Women for a whine about having no money.  UNLESS you find that sort of thing boring – and who wouldn’t – in which case, avoid Wonder Women at all costs this week!  But know I feel better, after that therapeutic mind dump!  And whoa, therapeutic is not a word that comes trippingly off the fingertips whilst typing, is it?

 

I wore a turtleneck to work today, one of two that I own and have owned for approx 5 years.  I try my best, every winter, to become a turtleneck person.  The things are practical and cute, and usually go with all kinds of outfits.  I launch into turtleneck wearing each season with a renewed commitment to embracing them as a versatile and attractive winter wardrobe choice.  And then by 10 a.m. I am tugging at the neck and flapping the bottom out to get some air and GOD I AM GOING TO SUFFOCATE IN THIS THING.  IT IS LIKE WEARING HANDCUFFS ON YOUR NECK.  I HATE THE WINTER.  WHERE ARE MY FLIP FLOPS.  Which is why I own only 2, and why each are half a decade old and yet look brand new.  Because they’ve probably been worn 5 times each.

 

So.  We’re boring on all fronts, today.