Some Sad People in the World

I never used to check my stats, but now I’ve started to get a kick out of how some people land here.  Just today, the following google searchers found me:

 

Legally removing a de@dbeat husband from the home

I am really sad for this person.  Good luck honey!  It’s worth dropping the extra baggage!  You can find a man who is NOT a deadbeat, or at least only a deadbeat some of the time, like when avoiding the process of registering for new baby items.

 

Things found in subway s@ndwiches

So far I’ve only ever found spinach, roast beef, olives, and the like in my Subway sandwiches.  I hope to keep it that way.

 

New bride and gr00m bedtime jokes

Hmmm, this one’s a little n@ughty.  I don’t think they got any good ones out of me, though!

 

Notice of Final W@rning

Somewhat alarming. 

 

And now, having typed all these (@ symbols notwithstanding), I’ll probably get more odd searches.  Awesome!  More people to read me and find me brilliant!  Or not brilliant!  Whatever!

 

Back to work.