LOLcats in the "This is Not a Recession"
LOL CAT: Money woez – I haz dem.
UNITED STATES ECONOMY: You no can haz cheep gas! You no can haz cheep food! You no can haz nyce things! You also no can haz raize!
LOL CAT: I can haz cheezburger?
UNITED STATES ECONOMY: (nonplussed) Cheezburger? (mumbles, listens to earpiece) MummmmmblemumbCheezburger mumble mumble PriceofOilzmumbblmumbbbbbleCreditCrunchezmummmblemumbleBadHousingMarketzmummmmbblleeeMcDonaldzpricez?mummblemmmumble (pause) mummblleOkeezdokeez (clears throat) You want cheezburger?
LOL CAT: Fo lunchez plz, yes thnkz.
UNITED STATES ECONOMY: If iz McDonaldz cheep. No Big Macz. But doller menyewz, cheezburgerz ok.
LOL CAT: Fryz too?
UNITED STATES ECONOMY: What you think this izz, the eightiez?
3 Comments
NJaney
I\’m unable to think of anything witty that can be translated into cat-speak.
But I am now craving fast food…yet don\’t want to burn the preciousess gas to gets it…
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Gillian
I totally got McDonalds for lunch today after writing this. Bah.
NJaney
I called my old co-worker and made plans for Taco Bell on Friday. Gots to kill the craving…
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