Gross One Sentence Story – The Wafer Thin Mint Fable Comes True
She had eaten too much for lunch, and upon returning to work her greatest fear was realized – her stomach burst in a fantastic explosion of guts, pizza, and the requisite daily 64 ounces of water, and when the air cleared all that was left of her was an 8 pound baby, sitting in the middle of a pile of goo, blinking his eyes and thinking to himself – that was cooooool.
3 Comments
Nora
What are you eating before bed?? LOL. I remember having crazy dreams when I was preggers just not what they were. This is really going to be funny when you peruse them later.
Aimee
wat too funny…
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Meg
Now… wouldn\’t that be one hell of a bizarre, yet succinct, birth story?Ah, Mrs. Creosote, I\’m sure you\’ll be able to have a couple more thin wafers before you actually explode. ;]