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Thursday's Dream

February 29, 2008 /
I was attending a New Hire Orientation for a new job.  I had worn what I thought was a beautiful blouse patterned with young old-fashioned ladies holding large flowers, but when I looked more closely, I saw that the "flowers" were actually men’s private parts.  I looked up from my shirt to my new boss in horror, and she whipped out a video camera and started taping my humiliation.  I asked Patrick, who was there with me, to hurry and go buy me a sweater, and he left and returned with a baby-sized Duke University cheerleaders outfit, which I managed to pull over my head.  Then the fire alarm rang, and I fled the building.

5 Comments

  • Aimee

    February 29, 2008 at 5:44 pm

    lol…that is crazy girl…i hope i don\’t get this way….i may wake up in tears…
    *~*   :o) if you don’t have a smile to give today…  :o) I will give you one of mine…  :o)   *~*

  • Nora

    March 1, 2008 at 7:40 pm

    I remember having crazy dreams when I was pregnant too.  I hear the nicotine patch does it as well if you miss it afterwards. ; )  I have to admit when I first read this I missed the dreaming part and was thinking, where is the picture of this blouse?