I was attending a New Hire Orientation for a new job. I had worn what I thought was a beautiful blouse patterned with young old-fashioned ladies holding large flowers, but when I looked more closely, I saw that the "flowers" were actually men’s private parts. I looked up from my shirt to my new boss in horror, and she whipped out a video camera and started taping my humiliation. I asked Patrick, who was there with me, to hurry and go buy me a sweater, and he left and returned with a baby-sized Duke University cheerleaders outfit, which I managed to pull over my head. Then the fire alarm rang, and I fled the building.
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Love it. What a great, crazy dream!
"and then fire alarm went off"
whaaaaat?
Exactly. Whaaaat?? My brain is soup.
lol…that is crazy girl…i hope i don\’t get this way….i may wake up in tears…
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I remember having crazy dreams when I was pregnant too. I hear the nicotine patch does it as well if you miss it afterwards. ; ) I have to admit when I first read this I missed the dreaming part and was thinking, where is the picture of this blouse?
That\’s hilarious! And also makes for a great gift idea. When\’s your birthday?