Four years and two weeks ago, I met a conservative young man and we made polite conversation about our recent world travels and the weather. Our conversation has taken a rather more intimate turn in the years since.
Him: “Okay, so once you bend over the sink at the proper angle, you insert the spout of the neti pot into your right nostril.”
Her: “Right nostril, got it.”
Him: “Tilt your head to the left and wait for the warm salt water to flow through your sinuses and out the other nostril.”
Her: “Is it flowing?”
Him: “Just give it a sec . . .yeah, it’s flowing. Wow, this is so cool. You have like, tons of snot coming out of your nose.”
Her: “grrgglleesnrk”
Him: “Oh my gosh, look at that. Holy crap, you were really stuffed up, look at that flow!”
Her: “Good snot? I have lots of good snot coming out? Good flow?”
Him: “Great flow, honey, you’re doing great! That was a great bunch of muck just then, I can’t believe you have this much mucus in your head.”
Her: “Is the pot close to empty? Am I done yet?”
Him: “Close to done, close to done. OK, pull the spout out of your nostril, and now blow out through both nostrils into the sink. Give it a good snrrk.”
Her: “snrrrk.” (looks at him with snot and water running out of her nose) “This is awesome.”
Him: “Yeah, pretty cool. Here, have a Kleenex.”
lol…just like wheni had to flush myself out for my colonoscopy…or when i wondered if you could light farts on fire when you are in the bath…like the bubbles…isn\’t love great when you can share anything with someone…
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Excitement was high all over the country last night:
M: "Can you come here for a second?"
F: "You\’d better be glad you\’re asking that during a commercial. What is it?"M: "I\’m about to make you look at something gross and disgusting, but I\’m really worried."
F: "I don\’t care. Don\’t I make you do that all the time?"
M: "OK. Look at this." (holds up practically black, gunked-up Q-Tip) "Does this look normal?"
F: (hearing commercial ending and \’30 Rock\’ returning) "Um, sure. You\’re a gross dude and you work in a dirty place. You\’re fine."
M: "Can I have your doctor\’s appointment after Thanksgiving?"
F: (hears nothing. TV is on.) "Mmm-hmm."
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Very funny! I had wondered about the exact usage of a neti pot, now i know.