Categorizing Things is Overrated

Created a Monster

Recent submissions, of which I have received many (via comments and email!):
 

Favorite engineering profession?  Arrrrchitect.
 
Favorite sock pattern?  Arrrrgyle.
 
Favorite David Bowie song?  Life on Marrrrrrs.

 

What’s a pirate’s favorite holiday?  Arrrrbor Day.
 
Where do pirates go to college?  Arrrrrvard.
 
What’s a pirate’s favorite line of menswear?  Arrrrrrmani.
 
What is the pirate’s favorite play?  Arrrrr Town.
 
Favorite radio personality?  Paul Arrrrvey.

 

Where does a pirate park his ship?  A Harrrrrrrrbor

 

Who is the pirate’s first love?  Arrrrrrrrlene
 
Favorite Aretha song?  Arrrrrrrr-E-S-P-E-C-T.  (We would also have
accepted "You Make Me Feel Like a Natural Woman.")
 
And the pirate’s favorite Graham Green novel?   Arrrrrr Man in Havana.
 
And their favorite medical show?  St. Elsewhere.  Who knew?  (You
thought I was going to say E Arrrr, didn’t you?)

 

Pirate’s favorite cartoon character?  Garrrrrgamel
 
Favorite board game?  Paarrrrrrcheesi
 
Favorite county in Ireland?  Killarrrrrrrrney

Favorite city in the fall?  Boston (anybody else out there a Veggie Tales fan?)

One Comment

  • Nice Girl

    Oh.  My.   God.  I can\’t stop laughing!  What a monster you\’ve created, but at least it has a funny personality!  🙂
     
    Happy Friday!
     
    Amanda  🙂