Tagged
I’m Weird: In Honor of Mrs. E
I WAS TAGGED.
I’m supposed to tell you some weird stuff about me. Am I that interesting? Let’s see . . .
According to the rules…
Each player of this game starts with the “6 weird things about you”. People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 6 weird things as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don’t forget to leave a comment that says “you are tagged” in their comments and tell them to read your blog.
Each player of this game starts with the “6 weird things about you”. People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 6 weird things as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don’t forget to leave a comment that says “you are tagged” in their comments and tell them to read your blog.
1. I speak Flemish, Kazhakstani, Hebrew, Klingon, and elfish (Tolkien derivative). I learned all of these in my sleep with subliminal tapes over the course of 6 weeks while the Professor was away in Brazil last summer – he was becoming fluent in Portuguese and I felt like I was falling behind.
2. I was married once for 36 hours to a pygmy from the Congo. He needed a green card.
3. I made a fortune at a very young age buying pork futures. I lost it all on a spin of the roulette wheel on my first trip to Vegas – I still sometimes wake up in the middle of the night screaming “Red!! I meant red!!”
4. I have a metal plate in my head that plays a Spanish radio station non-stop. I’ve learned to tune it out.
5. I had a lap blanket made from the hair of my childhood hamsters. Whenever I cuddle with it I think of Squeakers.
6. For the first two years of my college education I lost the ability to type the word “the.” My abstract and grammatically convoluted papers won me international accolades, and in all the years since I have been publishing prose of dubitable quality but exceptional popularity under a pseudonym.
2 Comments
super jane
you are freakin\’ hi.lar.i.ous! oh, and give squeakers a little squeeze for me, okay?
Nice Girl
Red!! I meant RED!!! That made me laugh out loud. Too funny and exactly what I needed this morning.
Hope married life is treating you well. As for that name change, don\’t rush it. It is a huge pain!
Amanda 🙂