By guest blogger, Bella (the cat)
Yaaaaawn, stretch, and stretch and mmmmmmmm, yawn.
6am.
Blink Blink . . .
. . . aaaaaaaaaand run around the room, run across the bed, get your nose get your nose, “MRRROWWWW.” Geez, what is wrong with my person anyway, god she always sleeps so LATE, “MRROOOWWWW GET UP MROWW.” Run across her chest, aaaaaaand sit with my butt in her face, stick my tail in her eye, tail in the eye right there yeah great aaaaaaaaaand run and get the feet, get the feet, attack the feet, mmmm feet under the covers feet. Run and get the nose, get it aaaaaaand . . .
tossed to the floor. Back up on the bed, in the face aaaaand tossed on the floor. Oh this is a fun fun game. Up to the face aaaaand toss me on the floor, back up to the face aaaaand toss me on the floor – AWEsome, I LOVE this game. Up to the face aaaaaand . . .
face under the covers. Where is the face? What happened to the nose? Find the nose, paws under the covers and root around in there and all four paws find the face find the nose where IS that face? find the nose find the nose aaaaaaand FOUND the nose. Lick the nose, lick lick yummm get the nose and hold it with your paws and rest for a minute. The person closes her eyes. Wait, waait, hold on waaaait for it, aaaaaaaaand
SNEAK ATTACK! “MROW MROW” get the nose AGAIN and also at the same time get the feet and chew on the fingers for a bit while the person growls and mumbles. Chew chew yum and chew, fingers are so good yummy person fingers mmm mmmm.
Wait. Waaaaait. Wait. A. Minute. There is SOMETHING OUTSIDE, Ohmigod run to the window and KNOCK over the lamp, run quick, get head stuck in the blinds, “MROW” Geez person will you get the hell up and help me out here? My head is stuck here, come on! Thank you, good God take your time, would you? Gosh.
Treat? Treat treat treat treat treat treat go to the kitty house and get the treat treat treat yum eat it up treat.
Back to the door. Hold on, door shut? Shut????!!!?? There must be some mistake? “mrow?” Person FORGOT about me. “Mrow?” Paw under the door, mrow, two paws under the door, Mrow, scrabble scrabble, four paws under the door and MROW. HELLO here, did you FORGET somebody? I am like, totally outside the room here. ME f*cking YOW, get me? Let me in, letmein, letmein, leeeeetmeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiin.
Thanks. Wait, now you’re out? You let me in and now you’re out? Yipes, coffee grinder, scary coffee grinder noise. Hide in the covers. Just sneak under here and hide, and, hide, annnd, whew, sooooo warrm and cozy and sunlight through the blinds and just put head down and head on paws and just cloooooose eyes for oooonneee seeeeccooonnnnddd. . .
8am. Inventory:
One Cat (asleep)
One Person (awake. and pissed off. good thing for her she’s cute.)
Easy like Sunday Mornin.
oddly similar to her behavior at 11:30 last night. thoguh somewhere around midnight i managed to convince her your bed was more cumfy than mine, and she left. so happy that she feels better though. 🙂
HA! That cracks me up. If only Sly were so spry these days. Now, his hardest workout is jumping up onto our bed that still doesn\’t have a frame (thanks moving company!).
He does do the paws under the door thing if we shut him out or in. That cracks me up. Do they think they will magically pull the door open or something?
Hope your weekend was rad!
Amanda 🙂
p.s. Had some wedding drama — not fun!
The joys of cat ownership!
Drive her nuts later with some toy and exact your revenge.
Kids teach them to stay away from people though, and since the baby is
always around me, they seem to have lost interest in me. Maybe
you should get one. Ha Ha.
Nora